This is the story of a Grandma and a Grandpa The grandmother was seriously ill and the doctor comes to examine her on her bed in the countryside. 

The town doctor comes to see her and examines her. Grandpa is waiting in the living room.

The doctor leaves after very long minutes and says to him: - Your wife is in a comatose state! The Grandpa who has not understood well, returns to the room of his bride. 

The mother asks him: 

- what did the doctor tell you about me? 

- Oh, I don't really know… he said you're in a state like my cock…, answers Grandpa! 

- No Jesus, no Jesus! exclaims the granny…, So I’m not ready to get up then!!!

He's a gentleman coming home from work. As soon as he walks through the door, his wife exclaims: "It's you darling, there's the closet shelf that's all broken, can you fix it for me? » The husband replies: “It's not okay, I'm not a carpenter!!!! » The next day he arrives again from work, his wife, mop in hand, says to him: “There is a leak in the drain of the sink, can you fix it for me? » The grumpy husband said to him: “Ah but I am not a plumber!!!! » And the next day, the bedside lamp no longer lights up. Say darling, said his wife tenderly, are you going to be able to do something by the lamp? » The furious husband says to her: “You always start to annoy me something to fix, I am not an electrician!!!! » The next day when the husband arrives, the happy wife says to him: - You know the upstairs neighbour, the little youngster, what a handyman he is, in less than two he set everything up. And you know what he said to me to thank him and well either I made him a little treat or I made him a pie. - Oh manure! and then you made him a pie for what? - You're kidding, I'm not a pastry chef!!!