A French tourist visits the United States.

 Arriving in Texas, he stops at a motel and orders a chef's salad and a hot dog from the restaurant. 

The waiter brings him a huge salad bowl filled to the brim, telling him with a big smile: 

– In Texas, sir, everything is giant… 

The unfortunate man barely managed to swallow with dismay a hot dog consisting of a loaf of bread cut in half, inside which he has a sausage almost a meter long. 

– In Texas, the waiter told him again, everything is huge… 

At the end of the meal, the Frenchman asks where the toilets are.

 – At the end of the corridor, on the right, the third door… 

He goes there, takes the wrong door, and falls into the swimming pool. 

So he yells: - Don't flush!

LAUGHT WITH ME

After a few years together, a young man decides to marry his girlfriend. 

As he is not at all aware of the traditions, at the end of the mass, he approaches the priest and asks him: 

– Excuse me my father, I know that it is in the tradition that the newlyweds make an offering to the priest who celebrated the marriage, but I do not know what people give in general. 

The priest answers in the hollow of the ear: 

– In general, it is according to the beauty of the bride. 

The more beautiful it is, the higher the sum. 

At these words, the young groom turns to his wife. 

He hesitates for a few moments, plunges his hand into his pocket and hands the priest a one-euro coin. 

The priest, sympathetic, said to him: 

– Don’t move, I will give you the change……

A woman often receives her lover while her husband is at work. 

One day, her 8-year-old son hides in the wardrobe to see what his mother is doing with this man. 

A moment later, the husband returns unexpectedly. 

Panicked, the woman hides her lover in the same wardrobe. 

And this is how the lover and the son get to know each other. 

– the son: it is dark here. 

– the lover: yeah it’s true 

– the son: I have a soccer ball. 

– the man: happy for you. 

– the son: do you want to buy it? 

– the man: no thank you. 

– the son: my father is outside… 

– the man: ok, how much? 

– the son: 250 euros! 

A few days later, the son finds himself in the closet again with his mother's lover. 

– the son: it is dark here. 

– man: yeah that’s true. 

– the son: I have great sneakers… 

– the man remembering the last time, grimace: good how much? 

– the son: 500 euros! A few days later, the father said to his son: Put on your sneakers and take your ball, we're going to play. 

– the son: I can’t, I sold everything. 

– the father: for how much? 

– the son: 750 euros! 

– the father: it is unacceptable to scam people like that. 

These cases have never cost this price. I'm taking you to church to confess. 

The father brings his son to church, pushes him into the confessional and closes the door. 

– the son: it is dark here. 

– the priest: oh no!, now you stop your bullshit!…