Another One ! 

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. 

He had a large pond in the back and he had arranged it well: picnic tables, playgrounds, etc. … The pond was clean and healthy for swimming. 

One evening, the old farmer decides to go to the pond since he had not been there for a long time. 

As he approaches, he hears voices screaming and laughing. 

He comes a little closer and sees a group of naked young women bathing in the pond. 

He then makes his presence known and the women hurry to the deep end of the pond. 

One of the women yells at him, "We won't come out until you leave." 

The old man replies, "Oh, have no fear, I didn't come here to watch young women come out of the pond naked. 

I'm only here to feed the alligator." 

We let you imagine the rest… As you get older, you have to find ways not to get tired… huh?…

Another Joke ! 

Hello ! 

– Hello sweetheart, it’s dad on the phone…. Can you pass me mom?

 - You can't, she's upstairs in her room with Uncle David. Brief silence... “But honey, you don’t have an Uncle David. 

– Yes, yes, he is in the room with mum!

 “Okay, okay, okay, so here’s what I want you to do: put the phone down, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and yell at mommy and uncle David that daddy’s car just drove into it. the garage… 

- Okay dad. 

A few seconds later, the girl returns to the phone. 

"I did what you told me, dad. 

- And what happened? 

– Well, mom started screaming, jumped out of bed naked, started running around, slipped on the carpet, fell out of the window, and now she's dead. 

– Oh mygodmygod… And uncle David? 

– Well, he jumped out of bed naked, started running around, then he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool…