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JOKE !
One day, a man comes home from work to find chaos at home.
Her children, still in pajamas, are playing in the mud in the garden.
On the lawn, all around the house, there are boxes of frozen meals and boxes of fruit juice on the ground.
When he enters the house, it is even worse: Dirty dishes are strewn all over the kitchen, the dog's meal is spilled on the floor, the glass is broken and drags on the floor over a large area.
There is sand on the tiles, on the kitchen table and the furniture. In the living room, he finds toys, clothes and an overturned lamp.
At this moment, the man is very afraid that a misfortune has affected his wife. He rushes to the second floor and there, amazed, he finds his wife still in pajamas sitting in bed reading a book.
She turns around smiling and asks him:
- How was your day ?
– But what happened here today??
She replies with a smile...
– You know, every day when you come home, you ask me what I did during the day and when I answer that I took care of the house and the children… You say to me: “Is that all? “…Well, today, I didn’t do anything!…
MY GOD !!!
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Joke !
A motorcyclist rushes on his Guzzi at 110 km / h on a deserted road when he comes face to face with a small sparrow.
He does everything he can to avoid the unfortunate bird, but, nothing to do, the collision is inevitable!
He sees, in the rearview mirror, the unfortunate little beast pirouetting on the asphalt, then falling on its back, wings extended.
Remorseful, he stops, picks up the unconscious beast, buys a small cage, and installs it snugly there, with some bread and a saucer of water for when it wakes up.
The next day, the bird wakes up, sees the bars of the cage, the piece of bread and the saucer of water, takes its head between its wings and exclaims: “Name of a buzzard! I killed the biker and here I am in jail! »
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WONDerFuL JOke !
The power of prayer A Buddhist monk, a rabbi and a good old French priest are having a picnic by a lake...
They discuss the power of prayer. The monk takes an example: “I was praying in the mountains last year… when a colony of fire ants came towards me. I was stuck between the precipice and the wall, my mule prevented me from going back... I prayed, prayed, prayed... and I levitated.