Graphic Designer
My wife and I had decided to go on a weekend at the beach and stay at the same hotel as 10 years ago, during our honeymoon. But, at the last moment, due to a problem at work, my wife could not take her Thursday.
So we decided that I would fly on Thursday, and my wife the next day. Arrived as expected and after renting the hotel room I realize that in the room there is a computer with internet connection. I then decide to send an email to my wife. But I made a mistake in writing the address. This is how in Perpignan, a widow who had just returned from the funeral of her husband who had died of a heart attack, received my e-mail. The widow checks her email inbox to see if there are any messages from family or friends, and faints when she reads the first one.
Her son enters the room and finds his mother lying on the floor, unconscious, at the foot of the computer. On the screen, the following message could be read: “To my beloved wife. I arrived safely. You will certainly be surprised to hear from me now and in this way. Here they have computers and you can send messages to those you love. I just arrived and I checked that everything was ready for your arrival, tomorrow Friday. I can not wait to see you. I hope your trip goes as well as mine did.
PS: You don't have to bring a lot of clothes: it's scorching hot here! »
Graphic Designer
Graphic Designer
This is the story of an old couple, married for 45 years. They live peacefully in a remote corner of central France. The man calls his son who lives in Marseille and says to him:
– I’m sorry to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I have decided to divorce, 45 years like that is enough!
- But what are you talking about daddy!
– We can't stay together any longer, we can't stand each other anymore and I don't want to discuss it anymore, I'm exhausted, so call your sister who lives in Paris and tell her the news! And the old man hangs up.
The son remains stunned and calls his sister who explodes on the phone: “It is not possible that they divorce like that, I will take care of that! »
She calls her father immediately, yelling into the phone: "You're not going to divorce just like that, wait until I get here. I'll call my brother and we'll be at your house tomorrow morning! Until then, don't do anything, don't move, DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME? And she hangs up.
The old man also hangs up and turns smiling to his wife: “There you go, it worked my darling, we will have the children for the new year in addition to those who pay for their trip themselves.
Moral: The wise always remain wise