Jokes

Coversation between akpor and his teacherTeacher:apkpor,differentiate between a bird and a fly?Akpor:a bird can fly but a fly cannot bird#teacher_fainted

TEACHER:two minus two? AKPORS:”silent” TEACHER:come on! akpors,don’t tell me you don’t know that AKPORS:still silent TEACHER:ok! if i give you two akara(bean cake)and take back the two akara from you,what would you have? AKPORS:Groundnut oil! teacher fainted